She lay stark naked on the bed,
So fair and round and chubby,
And I beside her naked lay,
While each hand held a bubby.
I kissed her lips a thousand times,
And 'neath the chin did chuck her,
And then our legs got interwined,
And I began to fuck her.
"Pull out," she cried, "don't spend inside,
Or I'll get into trouble."
I did, and on her snowy breast
The stream did squirt and buble
I gazed into her frightened eyes,
And into laughter burst, and said:
"I guess, my dear, that's the youngest child
That you ahve ever nursed."
She scooped it up with one fair hand,
And laughed a soft "ha, ha,"
Then threw it in my face and cried:
"Go, child, and kiss your pa."


Notes: This is from _The Stage Party_ ca 1888 on pg. 33. This is listed with no title or tune.