Hi everyone I'm really sorry I was such a negative jerk earlier on. Being mentally prepubescent I forgot that no one is interested in such vitriolic self absorbed bile.
My Mum always says I should grow up when she's cleaning my room before I go to my Star Wars doll collectors club. Perhaps she has a point. Perhaps if I became a more rounded interesting person I might one day stop posting from behind the sofa and have the guts to reveal my name. Maybe then I might even get a girl/boyfriend or any sort of friend for that matter. Until then I shall probably relapse into sending the sort of rubbish you are use to getting from me. If I do, please ignore it and just fell sorry for a lonely pathetic individual with no prospects of a fulfilling existance.
Thanks for listening.

GUEST aka ANON