Walking in the park
Life was such a bore
Goddamn sonofabitch
I couldn't find a whore

Finally found a whore
She was tall and thin
Goddamn sonofabitch
I couldn't get it in

Finally got it in
Moved it all about
Goddamn sonofabitch
I couldn't get it out

Finally got it out
It was red and sore
Goddamn sonofabitch
Shouldn't have fucked that whore


Cheers,
Michael