They ain't no dinos in the Bible.
No Neanderthals nor monkeys too.
They ain't no rhinos that are li'ble
To reach the pages that we know is true.

The Book is all ya' ever need to know about,
The Grand Canyon made in Seven Days.
God gave us all we ever need to crow about.
We stand in the ign'rance of His praise.

They ain't no dinos in the Bible.
Only Holy stuff about the Fall of Man.
Angels wings are all that's really fly'ble.
Dumbin' down is in the Master Plan.