ranger1... missed your post about the menu. Good one! No. Just a stroke of luck that I had my Type "M" fire extinguisher in my right hand at the time. My left sleeve "went up" but I deftly and swiftly dumped the "M"ug of Bud on it. Thank goodness I had a sweat shirt on with the wrist of the sweatshit beyond the wrist of the bug jacket. And, man, did the works come off in a hurry. One handed pull from the nape of the neck and there I was, bare from the waist up. And the skeeters thought they were in heaven... little bastards wouldn't give me a break.

So, the fire safety tip of the day is: Always keep your beer mug full.

Hey, maybe I can get a gnu suit and do safety commercials... "Only you can prevent fur fires."