The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333   Message #1511035
Posted By: Firecat
27-Jun-05 - 01:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Found this on Countdown.

There was a long line of moles digging a tunnel when the littlest one, who was at the back shouted "Daddy, I can smell treacle!". Daddy Mole went down to the back of the line, had a sniff and looked at the little one. "Don't be stupid, that's not treacle," he said. " You can smell mole-asses."