"John Hardly,

16 What strength he has in his loins,
       what power in the muscles of his belly!

17 His tail sways like a cedar;
       the sinews of his thighs are close-knit.

VERY SEXY!"

*blushing here*

I love the flattery, but to be completely honest I must admit that the sinews of my thighs aren't all that close. I'm actually a wee bit bow-legged.

You got the "loins" thing right though.

*kiss, kiss*