Hey! sMartin up!! Just back right off and leav'er right alone right now Unc, y'hear? DON'T provok'er! Remember what dese pinkie-dinkied (or not) humans are like? Unpredictable! Untrustworthy!! Vicious!!! Downright bestial!!!! Keep it up and she'll attract all dem bees again and git right ornery. And then you'll NEVER get to taste dat Pie!

Sheesh. Whattaday. CH went'n got himself all bloated and colicky ... then he spit up all over my brand-new summer fur coat! Never again!!! Dese humans just ain't worth the trouble. I'm gettin on back to the woods.

Like a good bear should.