Mine is soooooo boring - Dame,Madam, Senora Penelope etc.

I do know that in Norwegian squeak is "pipe' (pro. peep) I only know this because a colleague of Parker's (who was Norwegian) became hysterical when some one said they needed to get a pipe fitter in.

pipe = squeak or squeaky
fitter = slang term reffering to the vagina

soooooo............