Bomber Hogg. I like that one.

Bomber was a fat cat, so named because of his resemblance to the A-bomb "fat boy". He was called "Sooty" before he became so fat, but I don't think the resulting name

Sooty Hogg    would have suited me as a pornstar since I am white.

He disappeared one night and we assumed he came second to a wombat (we were living in Australia at the time). The second cat was female which would have made me

Mittens Hogg - not so suitable for a male person such as myself I think!