Three guys happened to have got married on the same day, and be staying in the same hotel. They get talking in the bar, and the subject of conversation (rather predictably) moved onto sex...in particular, how may times a guy might be expected to, uh, perform on his wedding night. Soon they had hatched a plan...the next morning at breakfast, they would each order one slice of toast for every time they'd done the business the previous night. Next morning in the restaraunt... the first guy says to the waitress, in a loud voice, 'Can i have three pieces of toast please?' Resulting in giggles from the second man, who orders five pieces. The third guy, who has been looking remarkably smug all morning, says...'Can i have SEVEN slices of toast please...oh, and waitress...make two of them brown!'