"no was in hell that the union of two men can be equated with the union of a man and woman"
Only if yer a biggoted jerk...

"SODOMY IS ILLEGAL IN CANADA"
Ya... lets see THAT enforced... as if...

"Wouldn't know a good blow-job if it snuck up on ya and jammed a finger up yer ass... "
Which I think is a quote from McLean and McLean...

:-P