The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1513046
Posted By: Rustic Rebel
30-Jun-05 - 02:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I am going to take us all into the seminar of calm...
please unwrap anything that resembles a tight fit and join me...
We are now taking a journey into a frequented stomping ground of the infamous 'Amos, gettin' it till you forget it'swamp.
please remove clothing and pick a random swamp spot.
Lay back nekkid and start to be invigorated by the swamp bugs. Take in the leeches and feel their multitudide thirst upon your skin.
You are now getting calmer...
Lie still.
Soon you will be one with the night frogs.
You will accept them as a part of your calm and you will revel in the touch of their soft skinny toes and the warmth of their reddish slurp of reddish tounge.
Feel the feeling of frogs feeding and frolicing upon a frenzied body of calm.
You can be calm. it is all right before a you to do.