Weekday morning after drinkin' gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a string!
I'm up to six and I'm gonna win!
Hey yo, chicken on a string!
Got another 12 to add to the chain!
Hey yo, chicken on a string!
But only if the cops don't catch me again!
Hey yo, chicken on a string!

Chickens on a string on a Monday morning,
Oh, what a wonderful sight to see,
In one end then out the aft!,
Sittin' there a'lookin' at a chicken on a string!
Hi, ho, chicken on a string!
Hey, ho, chicken on a string!
Hi, ho, chicken on a string!
Hey, ho, chicken on a string!