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Thread #59418   Message #1513605
Posted By: GUEST,Rapaire
01-Jul-05 - 09:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
FISHING trips???? And you say you were in ILLINOIS???? Ha! Now the truth comes out! No self-respecting inhabitant of the Sucker State, male or female, would talk about going on a fishing trip! Deer huntin', duck huntin', juggin', trotlines, seinin', cottonseed cake bait, swappin' stink bait recipes, the bad points of various boats and pickups and combines, but not a fishing trip. Nobody in Illinois goes "fishing." They might go "fishin'", but never ever do they talk about prissy, pantywaist, San Diego-ish, "fishing."

And nobody in Illinois would have anything to do with warped electromagnetic anything! Them folks are all straight, God-fearing, Americans!

Now that I've exploded your story, tell us where you really were. Advising Bush? Bilking widows and orphans? A picnic? A week-long drunk? The Betty Ford Clinic? Helping medicate Tom Cruise? Hiding Cheney's body? Las Vegas? The poorhouse?

'Fess up, man! We won't think the worse of you, if that's possible.