I've only been away for a fortnight, Ye Gods, How I have missed you all!
I was never nimble enough in the finger department to play an instrument, I used to refer to myslf as an unaccomplished singer (which was about right!).
I will joke about most things, but I never liked, and never will like, the jokes aimed to hurt someone else just because you can't understand them. Not on!
I love you all, and really get withdrawal symptoms when I'm away!

FC