Yeah, Rap! Don't you go threatening me because the Server of All Mothers was down instead of being Beauty for a while.

As for Star Warps, I think we should write the filmscript.

A long. long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a mission was begun by a genius so evil as to beggar the imagination of lesser mortals, and to lessen the imagination of mortal beggars...

In the hands of one cruel, distorted mind, lay the secrets of Deformation of Horoscopic Fields. With this secret, he intended to ruin the Horoscopes of every living being in the Known Universe. Warp their personalities, their fates, twist their karma like pretzel dough, and flatten their Cosmic Destinies like so many road-apples on an interstate.

A small band of desperate Fatalists knew they had to do something to stop this Karmic slaughter.

This is their tale......

S T A R    W A R P S

                                                         

The Next Generation