Oh...Joe, come on over here and share a blanket and some JD while I sing you a rousing chorus of "Long Live The Pope". If you are extra good I will nominate you and your dimples/blue eyes for the position of Mudcat ToyBoy. I have influence in that realm, you know.

You have taken a beating lately. How often do you have to be told not to feed the trolls? The little bastards bite and often cause festering infections that take months to heal. Nothing a little JD and a hug can't cure.

Shove over Seamus. Make room for Joe. And don't pig out on those marshmallows.