If you find a list of clever things on the Internet that you think is amusing, chances are that somebody else found it before you and also found it amusing. Therefore, it does make sense to do a search before you copy-paste something like this here. If you don't have time to search before you post, then be forewarned that people are going to think you're pretty stupid if you post something that's been posted 15 times before - and Google says this one has been posted on the Internet 654 times.

Don't blame them for thinking of you that way. In fact, many people will think you're stupid even if you're the first one to post one of those damn lists here.

-Joe Offer-