I'll not beat about the Bush. What this country needs is another think tank. The ASSO Institute.

Not that the ones we have aren't good at hair brained schemes and creating fortune factories for Defense Contractors and drug companies. Yes the think tanks we have are already great at proposing 2nd century empire solutions for the 21st century but I believe with all my heart, all we need is just one more.

Why?! For one thing I could use a real job, but the main reason would be to show the rest of us exactly how full of crap the other think tanks are.*

Like a casino or stockbroker they make money comin or goin, whether they win or lose. A think tank could dream up a PNAC scheme and once it royally screws up they could analyze why it doesn't work.

The beauty of the system is that there is no bottom line, No One is respondsible and NO ONE will be held accountable. Same goes for the administration. OK name one person who has been held accountable - with the exception of George Slam Dunk Tenet. We all know how severely he was punished. In fact I heard he almost cried at his million dollar retirement party.

In the ASSO Institute the letters won't stand for anything. Only the sound counts.

Just because every other think tank is Republican the ASSO Institute will not be Democrat. In fact we will take a page from Homeland Security or the new director of all Intelligence agencies and declare ourselves the centralized command of all other think tanks
...whether we do anything or not.


The ASSO Institute will not just be in the business of influence peddling, social control and propoganda. No siree we will unabashedly use mind control when ever and where ever we want.***

We will hire gratis anyone from donuel to Hammond, from Peace to sue's husband.
A variety of nuts always sells better than one variety.
Volunteers to the ASSO Institute may tell us what other think tanks are up to and suggest how we should control them for a change.
Honorary directorships and board of directors are now open, first come first served. Act quickly since by Thursday everyone on Mudcat will be declared an active member of the ASSO Institute think tank.
Then we'll all be ASSO's ....based on alphabetical order or mind control experience. Remember mind control ain't just Ritalin anymore. Modulators will be made available at actual replacement cost.

Soon only ASSO's will be in charge of every think tank out there.
Be a controler instead of a controlee. SO Comon and Get on board and join the ASSO Institute.

Our team song is by Cat Stevens to the tune of Peace Train - Just substitute ASSO when ever the words Peace Train appear.

* http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/thinktanks.jpg




*** Its not about power , its about the frequency and modulation.
For example we are surrounded by 200 million times the EM energy of the Earth in the form of various radio waves. All that is needed to change brain function is 1/50th of the Earth's EM energy.