Think about about the day the JD Power Associates concept was pitched.

Gentlemen I propose we form a company in which other companies will pay us for awarding anything they do or make in the monetary order in which they pay.

"so we award whoever bribes us the most, first?"

Yep, car companies first then we diversify.

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I am not implying that all think tanks are evil, I'm just saying the ASSO Institute should vicariously oversee all other think tanks, expose the frauds
and give out awards as we see fit.



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Ok now the Dave Barry part of my brain can go to sleep G'nite.