When Mr Davidson (yes, the famous one, from Harley D.) enters the Pearly Gates, he is held up by St Peter: "Since you are such a famous inventor, The Lord wants to see you and grant you an interview."
When with The Lord, Mr Davidson asks: "They say you have invented a model called woman?"
"That's right."
"Now let me tell you that I think it's a very faulty model. It's rattling away all day, the surface is irregularly bulged, the inlet is too near to the outlet, the back parts are too soft and too wobbly, and it costs hell to maintain it."
The Lord grabs his notebook, hits some keys, and answers: That may be, but statistics show that more men are riding my model than yours."