Another novel way to get into a lobster is with armor-piercing shears. We first saw this being done, by the waiter, at a small place at Peggy's Cove in Nova Scotia; the manager confessed it was the only way he could get the diners in and out in a timely fashion and without a mess.

Of course, you could always try a Sawsall.

Let's send Spaw a virtual claw!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble