The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82333   Message #1516209
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
06-Jul-05 - 11:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Third Joke Thread for 2005
"I Have.."

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries.
A hip replacement, new knees.
Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy,
I'm winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation,
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.

But..... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!