"He is a member of the police department of Strathclyde, a nearby town," McClellan said.

Can't they get anything right. McClellen might have said the officer is a member of the Strathclyde Police Service. We don't have a Police department, nor do we have a town called Strathclyde. It is an area covering greater Glasgow, and surrounding areas.

Also Aberdeen has plenty of spikey statues, pointy fences, random drops, and Aberdonians. Why can't he have run into one of those....