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Thread #81422   Message #1516790
Posted By: GUEST
07-Jul-05 - 06:58 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Songs about Fjords
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about Fjords
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 82
From: Big John
Date: 03 Jun 02 - 09:47 PM

There's strange things done in the midnight sun whilst looking at the fjiord
But someone out for a bit of fun can easily get bored
Arne and Oystein Tokvan had nothing more to do
So they made a call to the local mall and brought home the Strippers Two.

Arne he was 80 and Oystein 73
But they rose to the occasion when the stripper flashed her knee
And as each girl moved slowly and removed her bra and pants
The brothers reached a climax not seen since the River Dance.

The girls then most politely asked to use the powder room
And the brothers in their innocence did not foresee their doom
The girls took all the money that the brothers has ammassed
The brothers said "Thats our first time and certainly our last"

And now they're back to watching the ice melting in the sun
But you still can see that smile of glee when they think of their night of fun.