Y'know, at first I thought Glucklich was just pulling our antlers, but apparently he/she isn't.    :-O

As if that's not enough, then I read about how New Zealanders won't get behind gay sheep.

"To my mind, there is only one reason for this," continued Tamariki. "Sheep are not being as strongly disciplined as in the past. Through lax standards, too many sheep are being given the run of the land, and have fallen into moral degeneracy."

"New Zealand was once famous for its sheep population. But how can Kiwis be proud of nancy-boy rams which would rather commit perverse abnormalities with other rams, than tup a lovely fluffy ewe? For these reasons, we call for Parliament to legislate tougher standards for sheep management, so that this moral degeneracy may be eliminated..."

ttyl ... I'm feeling a bit ... um ... disoriented right now...