Aye, lad--an 800 number ye say! That's enough to gladden a Scottish skipper's heart. Useful indeed.

Were you ever in Miramichi?
Bonnie Laddie, hieland laddie
Where ye make fast to a tree
Bonnie Hieland Laddie

Were you ever in Mobile Bay
Bonnie Laddie, Hieland laddie
Screwing cotton by the day? Bonnie Hieland laddie...

I knew we'd see the ancient mariners dropping by, just a matter of time. Now spin us a yarn of your days before the mast (I hear it's a recent invention)

Willie-o