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Thread #82556   Message #1517520
Posted By: GUEST,Polyphemus
07-Jul-05 - 07:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hull Hamster Juggling Club
Subject: RE: BS: Hull Hamster Juggling Club
Well, you people have done it now. Corridus the Hamster is dead. Yes, dead! And jOhn from Hull and the rest of you fiends are responsible. When Corridus saw the title of this idiotic thread he went ballistic and had a coronary. He fell off the exercise wheel and died! The rodent world has lost its greatest romance fiction writer, and his blood is on your hands! You are all going to fry in hell for this. True, Corridus was getting on in years, and might have popped off at any moment regardless, but that's no excuse. You're all doomed. Doomed, I tell you!

- Polyphemus the Hamster (a colleague and fan of the great Corridus)