FREE BLUEBERRIES!!!

That's right, folks! FREE blueberries! Right here on my property! Lots of 'em! Damned near the size of watermelons! And all ya have to do is come pick 'em! But you've gotta do it before Hurricane
friggin' Dennis gets here Sunday afternoon and blows all the berries and most of the leaves off of the bushes.

And, for all you carnivores, there's CHEAP MEAT! Yes, in my recent trip to the local grocer's most of the meat in the case was marked down dirt cheap, but nobody was buyin' it! Who the heck wants meat at any price when there's not gonna be any electricity flowin' through the refrigerator? But if some of you folks who probably won't be without electricity for a week or more could drive down here, scarf up a bunch of cut-rate beef and pork, take it home, stick it in your freezer you'd save a bundle!