Here's today's installment:
"Men are like bagpipes; no sound comes from them 'till they're full."
--Irish Proverb

"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank rolls smaller, homes happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
--Anonymous

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years."
--Mark Twain

--Mbo