Well, the results of my beer research are evident upon reading my posts of yesterday.

Elementary analysis clearly shows that beer will make you fall from grace.

Further, observations I have recorded this morning indicate that the mass of beer consumed has a directly proportional asymtotic effect upon blood pressure in the brain and also has an inversely proportional asymtotic effect upon brain activity. While other effects exist, these are ignored for simplification. (See below, "hangover")

Unfortunately, these observations are only qualitative at present. Until actual measurements are taken, a quantitative value for the relationship between beer mass and hangover (the term commonly used for a collective of effects) cannot be determined.

Future study, after initial discussions with my research team, points toward determination of a value defined as beers per hour per hour, the terminology of which might be "acceleration due to stupidity". Once this value has been determined, we can use it to express beer mass in terms of force, as related to how hard the beer(s) hit one. The proposed terminology for the unit of force is "Bud".

Practical use of the knowledged gained might include a rating system for brands of beer. For instance, one Moosehead Dry Ice Beer would have a rating of 4 Bud. Other applications are open for suggestion.

On-going research in this area is suspended at present in favour of more pertinent investigation. Specifically, how many cups of tea does it take to reverse the effects of a dozen CBuds (Canadian Buds).... oh, me head... anyone get the license number?