"Everyone is ignorant-only on different subjects. But once ignorance gets started, it knows no bounds."

"Now you take an feller who's made alotta mistakes, & compare 'im to a feller who's never made any.   Well, first ya gotta find a feller who's never made any. Then, well talk!"

"Darndest thing about arguments is, alotta arguin' never settled one."
                     
                         Will Rogers