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Thread #59418   Message #1520002
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Jul-05 - 11:39 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
1815, actually, Amos. Either August 1 or December 18; he was born exactly at the stroke of midnight to Wilhelm Keats and Maria Montoya Smythe-Gerstenbacher, Hereditary Electoress of Baden-Baden-Baden and first cousin to Prince Fred of Wien-Am-Rhein. His father, Wilhelm, Sr. (or "Big Billy" as he came to be known) was a Schweinlandwirt-in-training at the Smythe-Gerstenbacher castle (or, as they say in German, Schloß), Schloßschluß, and a very, very, precocious lad indeed.