The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1520221
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Jul-05 - 04:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Sweet Maggie

Maggie, with a taste for gore
Nailed her brother to the floor.
Mother said, with humor quaint,
"Careful, dear, you'll mar the paint."

--Ernestine Clatrock O'Shaugnessy,
Poems of Home and Hearth (Ardfert: The Family Press, 1873).