We had a million and six baked potatoes from Mick,
Two million of B. Bonnie's thongs,
Three million and three tunes from th DT
And four million of Rick Fielding's songs.

We had five million lutes,
And six million flutes,
Seven million of 'Spaw's styro-stetson hat,
And eight million bombos and hairy charangos
In the hold of the schooner Mudcat!

--Mbo