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Thread #82495   Message #1521407
Posted By: GUEST
13-Jul-05 - 07:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Waaaaay UP! To Alaska....
Subject: RE: BS: Waaaaay UP! To Alaska....
it's an argument whether this happned in Minnesota or Alaska. Opinions vary, but IQs suggest it could have been either:

Arnie and Buddy took Arnie's new SUV and Buddy's new hunting dog out onto the frozen lake to do some jawbonin' and 'bomb' fishing. Parked on a nice thick bit of ice, they went out about a hundred yards, walked a hundred feet over to the open part of the ice, and prepared to chuck a stick of dynamite in, expecting to kill a mess of pike and maybe some char and collect 'em off the surface afther they'd bloated 'n floated. So Buddy lights the fuse and skids the stick over.

Dog catches it and fetches it

Guys wave and shoot at the dog.

Confused, the dog takes cover under the vehicle.

BLAM