Hard to say which is the more amusing mental picture, hubbing lobsters or running them through a pasta maker.
Dave Barry, in "Dave Barry Is From Mars and Venus," gives a vivid description of trying not to eat lobster.
Somewhere he also makes the point that humans are born with three instinctive fears: fear of falling, fear of loud noises, and fear of lobsters. So of course the ultimate fear is making a loud noise because of falling on a lobster.
Personally, I am merely babbling in envy. Enjoy!