I only have one in my garden. His name is Wayne---I knew I didn't much like him but didn't know why. Had to keep him 'cuz a family member gave him to me---but he is waaayyyy in the backyard, his view completely obscured by daylilies. The only thing he ever sees is my husband and son playing lacrosse or soccer....do you think I need to be concerned? Do I now have an excuse to get rid of him?

If so, can you also find an excuse for me to get rid of a resin solar lighthouse and a cutsie-pootsie resin statue of a couple of kids--both of them also from well meaning family members?

I put the "kids" statue in the exact place from which I had two nice buddhas stolen in rapid succession---can't even get some one to steal the damn thing! My sister calls it the anti-buddha statue. Maybe those kids are somehow in cahoots with the gnome. Eh?

Janie