The Gnome Song at http://www.barriedavis.com/coonawarra.htm

as posted by JennyO on 16 Jul 05 - 12:42 PM

is an entirely different song, and far less subtle... :-)

on a first listen

Both dusk and dawn I sit on the lawn,
for the whole of the livelong day
though at night I dance by day my stance
will never move or sway.
My cheeks are red, my cap is too,
my ears both black and my coat is blue.
when doggies crap I've a bird'seye view
I'm a Gnome - a Gnome!

I sit on my arse on the green green grass
beneath the cherry tree
though made of stone, it's very well known
my heart is full of glee
that is why I always smile
I only frown once in a while
when doggies piddle it's rather vile
for a Gnome - a Gnome!

it's only a partial clip of the song...