The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1523577
Posted By: Rapparee
18-Jul-05 - 04:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bee-Dubya is simply quoting from an old Oriental text, the Itch Thing. Mom uses Tupperware, but she doesn't believe in Tupperwareianism. As everyone except Amos knows, Tupperwareianism requires that all of its adherents believe that Tupperware will keep them safe and unspoiled -- as long as they are leftovers! Tupperwareianism teaches nothing at all about what are theologically called "rightovers." In fact, a deeper reading of the literature of Tupperwareianism will demonstrate to the most addled and thickheaded that Tupperwareianism is by every definition a horrible cult. Adhering to it will mottle your teeth, badden your breath, roast your pickles, beat your fish, cause your carburetor to overheat, de-octanize your gasoline, kick your annelides, disseminate your crotch, pruriginate your puttocks, and ossify your media res. Use it, yes -- but for your own sake don't believe in it.

(There is also evidence that believing in Tupperwareianism can cause the Mudcat to fail, but it's not yet conclusive.)

(Okay, now it's conclusive.)