The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82957   Message #1523626
Posted By: Rapparee
18-Jul-05 - 05:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Garden Gnomes Will Take Over
Subject: RE: BS: GARDEN GNOMES WILL TAKE OVER
Gnomebane is the active ingredient in the wonderproduct "Gnomeaway" (also marketed as "Gnomeless"). Gnomeaway will prevent gnomes of any sort from congregating in your yard, garden, or cemetery plot. Yes, you could grow gnomebane yourself, but in the natural state it contains far too little active ingredient (gnomeicillin putrificans) to be effective -- the active ingredient must be extracted, isolated, hormonified, and strengthened before it can be used effectively.

Gnomeaway is available at all hardware stores, ironmongers' shops, ships' chandleries, and Walmart. Ask for it by name: Gnomeaway.

And remember: Gnomeaway -- the better way!!