It is I, TinO, wearing my middie's uniform, a bit tight, well, I HAVE put on a few inches in the years, but better than the jester's outfit. I've got my bosun's call so I'll pipe you aboard. Usually I do it on the kazoo but then they make me walk the plank, dirty rotten swines (bad Bluebottle impression).
Can you find your own cabin, I've got to spice this mainbrace?
"What shall we do with a drunken..."

SPLASH
Man Overboard!
Roger the (bubble bubble)oooooo