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"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you."
--A Bumper Sticker

"We may live without poetry, music and art;
We may live without conscience, and live without heart;
We may live without friends; we may live without books;
But civilised man cannot live without cooks."
--Bulwer-Lytton

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."
--Samuel Beckett

--Mbo