Embo, you have arrived. You are now an official member of the gang of 12, having suffered the initiation rite of submitting to a Catspaw shit-bath. Welcome, youngster (the only younger twelver is Cleigh, and he'll never advance beyond the status of mascot--holy, exalted mascot, certainly, but once a mascot always a mascot. Sorry, Bonnie--oh, I forgot. You didn't know--the gang of 12 usually uses 17 layers of security codes to hide its nefarious deliberations. And...aw, shit. They're gonna kick me out of the gang of 12 for whistleblowing, unintended though it was...)

--seed(nowjustanotherofthemassofunwashedMuddies)