If you can tolerate a Morris man dancing all night, you do not need a licence.

Hooray! Our problems for sessions etc are over.

All you have to do is ask the licensee if they mind having Morris Dancing all night in their pub. Complete with bells, hankies and banging bloody great sticks together.................I am sure they will agree.

And then make sure that they don't stop dancing. For if they should stop dancing - the music - without the dancing - will then be illegal without entertainment permission.

This may make you may laugh - but it is perfectly true. Thank you for all your efforts - Lord Redesdale.

And some people still want to do away with the House of Lords.