You are talking about the Good Friday Agreement I take it, Keith... born of the Downing Street Declaration...?

Conceived by Gerry Adams and John Hume?

For which Hume and Trimble got the Nobel Peace Prize?

What are you rabbitting on about?

"It would be highly unusual for a girl to use such obscene language as you use on this forum."

Complete and utter bollocks, Keith.

You don't even judge a book by its cover....

You're not really doing too well on this one, Keith, are you?