Drink 'Red Barrel' near or far
In pub or club or any bar
It's always good wherever you are,
Drink Watney's keg Red Barrel
(Tune is vaguely the chorus from 'Come Landlord Fill The Flowing Bowel')

The original advertising jingle extolling the 'virtues' of keg beer. It is presurised, homogenised, fined, and served under pressure. It is designed to be capable of being transported great distances with no notable change in the taste (worse luck)

Nigel