Jaysus!! Max is a man-hater? or pussywhipped???? That's IT!!!!!! FUCK GNU!!!

That's right, fuck him... I am tired of PM'ing people and I am tired of the crap I have been getting in return. I asked harpy to PM Max. I asked Spaw to come to the aid of the party. I asked the 'Cats to ante up some coin. I paid a hundred dollars for a CD in the auction. If I wasn't half in the bag right now, I'd ask someone to step outside.

Delete that Wildebeeste... the lions might hear you.

Fuck off, gnu, you little wimp.

You post that and EVERYone is going to know you are nuts.

Don't they already?

NOW that I have your ATTENTION, for a CHANGE... stop yer fuckin weenin and your bullshit and send Max a buck... one measly fucking dollar.... JUST ONE... can ya spare it??? Huh.... can ya? Jaysus, I am pissed off.

(Exit... stage right)

(Scuffle... offstage ... enter gnu)

Ah, gnu here. Wildebeeste went to the bar. Maybe I am nuts... Bobert asked a legitimate question and I can, to a certain extent, understand his frustration... but gee golly gosh, a hundred posts? Darnit all ta H-E-double hockey sticks... your time yakkin was worth more than sending in a dollar. Do the math. And complete the equation... $=service... tip the man ya cheap fuckers. (Oops... guess there's a little Beeste in all of us.)

Oh yeah, before anyone agrees with the fact that I am nuts... lick my nuts. But first, lick a stamp.