Matter of fact, there is a bridge in Coldwater that I have been trying to sell to telemarketers who call me. It's a very neat bridge. I can't understand why no one has plunked down a cool $25,000 for it, because it is worth way more than that. Way more. Coldwater is a small town about 12 miles west of Orillia, and it has a stream running through it. The bridge crosses the stream. I am willing to sell that bridge to anyone who is willing to buy it. Cash or certified cheque. Act now and don't miss out!

There are some local jokes about town names around here...as in...

"Dick Hertz...from Beeton"

and...

"Dick Shrivels...from Coldwater"